Teaching Britney About Sex

Posted Tuesday, April 30, 2002 at 4:45 PM Central

by John Couture

Apparently the squeaky-clean image of the Mickey Mouse Club isn't as spotless one might think. Is it just coincidence that so many former Mouseketeers (Britney Spears, Christina Aguilera, Keri Russell and Justin Timberlake) are now the object of desire for so many people? Ryan Gosling doesn't think so.

In fact, Ryan, currently having success of his own starring in Murder By Numbers, thinks that he's at least somewhat responsible for their sexuality. "They [the fellow Mouseketeers] would come and ask me questions about sex, and I just told them what I heard - like positions and stuff. All the other mothers went to Disney and told them I was corrupting their kids. I feel somewhat responsible for how sexual she [Britney Spears] is right now. When I see her with a snake around her neck, I think, 'Did I do that?'"

Well, if you did, let me be the first of many to thank you, from the bottom of my heart.