Vincent Gallo selling his DNA?

Posted Friday, November 4, 2005 at 4:05 PM Central

by John Couture

According to the web site VGmerchandise.com, which touts itself as "the official website for Vincent Gallo merchandise," for a cool million dollars writer/director/actor Vincent Gallo will donate his DNA and cover all costs for one attempt at in-vitro fertilization. For an additional $500,000, Gallo will agree to take part in natural conception with the would-be mother, although he is willing to waive the additional cost if pictures provided by the would-be mother pass his test.

It's not known if this offer is real, but certain claims made in the item description seem to highlight the satire of the advertisement. In paricular, the ad references a particularly racy scene from Gallo's most recent film The Brown Bunny.

Oh yeah, and according to the site, any potential offspring are not allowed to use the Gallo name.