'Armageddon' fails the movie sin test

Posted Thursday, August 28, 2014 at 12:26 PM Central
Last updated Thursday, August 28, 2014 at 12:26 PM Central

by John Couture

Everyone knows what a movie sin is, but if you're the one who doesn't, it's basically that movie cliché that is so bad that when you see it in a film, your eyes automatically roll back in your head. Yep, you know them when you see them.

The fine folks over at CinemaSins have been compiling the worst offenders over the last few years and they finally set their sights on Michael Bay. It's not a surprise either as Armageddon is the cheesiest and most Michael Bay film there is.

I almost feel bad for Ben Affleck and Bruce Willis.

Almost.

I think the best contribution from this video is the term "Exposchemi." I'm totally going to use that from now on.